Jesus

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother didn't know who his father was

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades

TRHREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He had no permanent address.

3. Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,

4. His mother was sure he was God

Utolsó módosítás: 2002.08.30